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Sep 16, 2014 / 35,820 notes

skeleton-fairy:

daddyhole:

next time you get rick rolled try and act like you’ve never heard the song before

get real flustered and be like “wow… I didn’t realize that was how you felt?”

(via keepingupwiththekardacheyennes)

Sep 16, 2014 / 261,259 notes

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

(via trust)

Sep 16, 2014 / 264,862 notes

frosted:

glow blog

Sep 16, 2014 / 355,163 notes

frosted:

rowanandphoenixfeather:

one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there

glow blog

Sep 16, 2014 / 595,801 notes

grgzhng:

imawalkingtravestyy:

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

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tea-honey-rain:

curiosamathematica:

Cabbage exhibits a beautiful geometric pattern.

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Sep 16, 2014 / 31,040 notes

tea-honey-rain:

curiosamathematica:

Cabbage exhibits a beautiful geometric pattern.

 

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Sep 16, 2014 / 213,997 notes

huhnerkopf:

meladoodle:

THREE DAY WEEKENDS 
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I GET THREE DAY WEEKENDS EVERY FUCKING WEEK THIS SEMESTER SUCK IT

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Sep 16, 2014 / 255,806 notes

frosted:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

glow blog

Sep 16, 2014 / 140,639 notes

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

(via trust)

Sep 16, 2014 / 11,246 notes
yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.
Sep 16, 2014 / 335,250 notes

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

(via reo-swagwagon)

Sep 16, 2014 / 163,240 notes
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lyingmary:

imnotpooping75:

imnotpooping75:

where did noah keep his bees

IN THE ARK HIVES

Get the fuck away from me right now

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